Blog assiment # 2

Warm up - I have several hoppies but my favorite is golf .I like golf bcause it not a dirty game . I also like golf because it it is very quiet. I have played in a couple tourments and won one. Playing in  tournaments is very exciting.  

      

Puns:

             1.  He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends -

             2. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

             3. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

             4. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

             5. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

             6. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out

             7.The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

             8. He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

             9. did  you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

             10. I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

Word of the day

          

\JOIN-cher\ , noun;

jointure

1.

Property given to a woman upon marriage, to be owned by her after her husband's death

• toplofty
• 
• \TAHP-lawf-tee\

• DEFINITION

adjective

: very superior in air or attitude

\pat-WAH\ , noun;

patois

1.

A regional version of a language differing from its standard, literary form.

\WIL-oh-waks\ , noun;

willowwacks

1.

A wooded, uninhabited area.

\voh-SIF-uh-reyt\ , verb;

vociferate

1.

To speak or cry out loudly or noisily; shout; bawl

\SLAV-uhr; SLAY-vuhr\ , intransitive verb;

slaver

1.

To slobber; to drool.

\HOH-luhs-BOH-luhs\ , adverb;

holus-bolus

1.

All at once; altogether.

\pol-ee-SEE-muhs\ , adjective;

polysemous

1.

Having a diversity of meanings.

\puh-LEM-ik\ , noun;

polemic

1.

A controversial argument, as one against some opinion, doctrine, etc.

2.

A person who argues in opposition to another; controversialist

\HAW\ , verb;

haw

1.

To utter a sound representing a hesitation or pause in speech

 

Happy News

My happy news is the boy how  made a $5,000 dollar hockey puck shot. The boy's name was Nick Smith. Smith bought a $10 chance for a redline shot, aiming to put a 3-inch puck through a 3-and-a-half inch slot. The grand prize was $50,000. And he made it in the net. Nick did not have much faith in his self he said but he said he's prtty goog at hockey.

 

happy news Is about boy surived 20 minutes in uder water .The child was swiming and get caught caunt in a rip tide which pulled him down under the water.And the Nick surives. Only God can let a person stay under the water for that long and surive. and that my happy story !!!